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May 13th, 2008
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Very nicely done action flasher! Your man looks really good and the animations are neat to explore. Very imaginitave take on the basic run and shoot. I was very pleasantly surprised! Especially cool when you are about to finish of the “bosses” of each level you pull a cool move automatically. For instance on the giant boar-like thingies that breath fire and toss green “sticky bombs” at you, you hop on top of him and start pumping rounds in his hide-then u toss a grenade inside the beast and he gorily explodes and blows a hole in the planet’s suface which becomes the portal to the next level. I’m gonna go finish it now! Loved the Ice Planet Hoth style visuals in the first area where your Spacecraft crashes. Go check it out!

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May 4th, 2008
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Get ready to be Colonel Roy, the birds-eye hero of what looks like a wolf killing fiesta! You are apparently shooting lightning bolts at what are supposed to be chimmeras. Full Metal Alchemist fans will wince when they blast these intruding critters as they tempt their fate by wandering in to your Alchemy circle. To be fair, you have to be pretty good to get very far in this simple game!
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May 4th, 2008
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Ever feel like a stupid little monkey? Well here’s your chance to save some of your own kind and at the same time use a machine gun to blow the heads off of some Planet of the Apes wannabees that would love nothing more than to use weapons and robotic equipment to blast you little chimp ass into so much road pizza. This one gets the weekly goofball game award.
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May 4th, 2008
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Here’s a goofy little number we can all get into for a few minutes or so. You play the role of a WWII type motorcycle and sidecar combo that tries to catch Damsels in Distress who are either being tossed or are jumping out of the giant zeppelin you are escorting to an unknown destination. Click on the power bar and build up energy to launch rockets at the bombing planes that are trying to kill you. You may be tempted to let a few Damsels hit the ground just to see their bodacious bods splat on the ground in a gory little plop that will give you a sure giggle!!
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April 26th, 2008
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This is a fun one guys and dolls-Well planned and fun interactive cute animations using word bubbles with nice voice-overs meets find the objects you need to continue and figure out the puzzles. Pliskin’s voice is frighteningly like the “That’s the Ticket!” guy from Saturday Night Live of old.(his name slips my mind at the moment-he hasn’t worked in a while-maybe it is him lol)
If you are the adventuring flasher..that sounds wrong…flashgamer that is- you will find this amusing. Enjoy
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April 5th, 2008
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Ready for a scary venture into the Star Trek Realm?? This is a really funny (Depending on your mood) take on JeanLuc Picard’s family of Federation weirdness! If having Alf. (Not in Pog form) as your First Mate, makes you tingle, then this is absolutely the game to play. The graphics at the time I played it are so creepy that I couldn’t stop turning to the next word balloons from the cast and crew of Star Trek The Next Generation folks that literally turned weirdness in to Madness. This Is a trip, and if you happen to be on one , then log onto this game immediately!
Published
April 5th, 2008
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Ok. Basic shooting and killing stuff down a cooridor is the staple of first person shooters… But this game makes the claim of…lame. Supremely lousy and goofy does not even scratch the surface of adjectives that this loser-of -the week deserves! On the upside, the floating robot droid thingy that you can shoot at looks ALOT like the light sabre training Orb that Luke SkyWalker took his first whack at while riding through the skies with Han Solo and Obi Wan in the first Star Wars !! However in this weak and loser game the simplistic graphics lose all momentum. Try it and see if I’m wrong. Sheer cheesiness is the only lure. Pure Goofiness (maybe that’s good?)

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April 5th, 2008
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I didn’t get to finish this first person game as it had (non-dangerous to your computer) bugs that made the graphics run slow, but the general concept was very good. For those of you with higher end computers and most probably with the fastest internet services, this little sail-to-a-new-destination-each-turn game looks pretty promising. As long as I got to play it, the game gave lots of pleasure. Try It and (as I had to do) report the game as broken and see if it is something that can be easily fixed. As an Aquarian, I love the water travel and there is alot to do from what I can tell from my brief experience.

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February 18th, 2008
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This amusing obstacle course game used under The Incredibles! licence is pretty low tech. But you do actually get to hear Samuel Jackson’s real voice if you bump into something or fall off the edge of a building by failing to jump it properly. The movie’s main theme is the background.

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February 18th, 2008
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Now that’s what I’m talkin about! This is Such a vision of color and good graphics, fun action against robots and dinosaurs and other great things to beat up and get whomped on by. A ghoulish team of baddies revels in your being pitted again and again against cool opponents. Your fellow space courier uncle gives you props. A good way to spend 20 minutes of sweet mindlessness…Muahaha.

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