Archive for June, 2008


God’s Playing Field

Ugh! This is by far the worst game I have seen in a long time, and as a flash game player- that is saying quite a bit. After a horridly amateur introduction, you control a giant fist that crushes cars ( the same car in different spots ) and people running around… to be more accurate you crush a poor drawing of ONE person and a bunch of actual stick figures running around. Supremely lame all around. Other than that.. you may move on to cast lightening bolts at these inane targets if you can stand it that long.

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FOREST ~ Try this one fellas…

This is a really groovy shooting gallery-type game. You are in a Forest, behind a bamboo barricade firing your weapon ( which is reloaded by tapping the “R” key ) and shooting at little flame thrower weilding dudes that remind me of characters out of that cool 1970’s movie “Wizards”. If they get close enough to your hiding place, they will burn a single bamboo strut that protects you. Each time you allow an intruder too close, one strut gets set ablaze. If all of them get torched- game over. There are also little yellow monsters parachuting in, and if you don’t waste them before they land, they will throw yellow goo at you, obscuring the screen so its hard to shoot. There are also bombs that you can activate that will make a little birdy  drop a nuke on the invading bastards. lotsa fun!

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TERRAIN : Chapter Two

This game is very cool and challenging. The graphics are neat and your character and his living spacecraft  ”Mr. Ship” ( Yea, I know ) communicate rather cornily through word balloons, but it is quite interesting and will be a test to your gaming  skills and patience in some areas. I recommend it.

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Lost in Space… Danger Will Robinson - this Game Sucks!

It may not be the most generic game you have ever played, but it surely is a contender ! the only thing this space invaders/galaga/asteroids mess has going for it is very responsive controls and the fact that it is actually pretty hard to score. Try it if you like a challenge or are mentally challenged.

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