AS COOL AS THIS SOUNDS… iT’S ACTUALLY NOT TOO BAD, MIX PONG, TETRIS, AND A, WELL A BIG HEADED BOY, AND YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING MIX THAT HAS YOUR LITTLE DUDE BOPPING AROUND AND USING HIS HEAD AS A PINBALL PADDLE TO KNOCK OUT ROWS OF COLORED BLOCKS, QUITE ORIGINAL! Give the little man a try!!
OK…. Well this one’s a real doozy. Basic asteroidsish simple lines and lame ships come at you to be shot by a laser with annoying sound effects. The reason to look at it? Well between rounds there are a crew of drug induced animal things that will sell you herbal healing items to replenish your health. Besides the all German dialogue and incredibly stupid looking enemy ships, what you really need to enjoy this one is some special ” herbs ” of your own!
You’re a motorcycle riding robot with one thing on his mind… Deploying a vast array of weapons on tanks, sand buggies with lethal weaponry and futuristic helicopters bent on blowing you and your super-Suzuki away. Clean crisp graphics, fun weapon array and the joy of miniaturized Mad Maxish fun. Give it it’s well deserved Fifteen Minutes (at least) of zapping and blasting fun. Oh, and watch the land mines!!
Here’s a challenge for those of you into the Diner Dash venue of games. Your mission is to fill the orders at a ball park involving a tasty selection of fast food treats. The challenge? Get the tray into the crowd to the person who ordered it without spilling all of it, the tray is hard to balance while climbing the bleacher steps and avoiding obstacles along the way. Cute concept and clean graphics!
This is not a bad little real time strategy game attempt and the graphics are pretty cute. You can destroy a castle by purchasing and deploying infantry, archers, cannons, battering rams and other units that will aproach and attack a midieval castle. Except I found that you could easily defeat each level by simply sending in a whole deck of footsoldiers that would eventually out maneuver the arrows being whipped at you from the castle walls. Once you are close enough, the “hot oil” dropped over the edge will only kill one unit at a time so your victory is inevitable. Worth a look for RTS fans.
JUST HAD TO COME BACK AND SAY MORE GOOD THINGS ABOUT THIS GAME!(Unfortunately the fun only lasts about 20 minutes :(…
Now after seeing all the vehicles, cool weapons, armor, and movement upgrades (and fun sound effects too by the way) I must insist that you try this game! GO GET SOME!
Very nicely done action flasher! Your man looks really good and the animations are neat to explore. Very imaginitave take on the basic run and shoot. I was very pleasantly surprised! Especially cool when you are about to finish of the “bosses” of each level you pull a cool move automatically. For instance on the giant boar-like thingies that breath fire and toss green “sticky bombs” at you, you hop on top of him and start pumping rounds in his hide-then u toss a grenade inside the beast and he gorily explodes and blows a hole in the planet’s suface which becomes the portal to the next level. I’m gonna go finish it now! Loved the Ice Planet Hoth style visuals in the first area where your Spacecraft crashes. Go check it out!
Get ready to be Colonel Roy, the birds-eye hero of what looks like a wolf killing fiesta! You are apparently shooting lightning bolts at what are supposed to be chimmeras. Full Metal Alchemist fans will wince when they blast these intruding critters as they tempt their fate by wandering in to your Alchemy circle. To be fair, you have to be pretty good to get very far in this simple game!
Ever feel like a stupid little monkey? Well here’s your chance to save some of your own kind and at the same time use a machine gun to blow the heads off of some Planet of the Apes wannabees that would love nothing more than to use weapons and robotic equipment to blast you little chimp ass into so much road pizza. This one gets the weekly goofball game award.
Here’s a goofy little number we can all get into for a few minutes or so. You play the role of a WWII type motorcycle and sidecar combo that tries to catch Damsels in Distress who are either being tossed or are jumping out of the giant zeppelin you are escorting to an unknown destination. Click on the power bar and build up energy to launch rockets at the bombing planes that are trying to kill you. You may be tempted to let a few Damsels hit the ground just to see their bodacious bods splat on the ground in a gory little plop that will give you a sure giggle!!
