Archive for February, 2008


Thin Ice! Hey it’s Samuel L. Jackson!

This amusing obstacle course game used under The Incredibles! licence is pretty low tech. But you do actually get to hear Samuel Jackson’s real voice if you bump into something or fall off the edge of a building by failing to jump it properly. The movie’s main theme is the background.

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Courier Combat

Now that’s what I’m talkin about! This is Such a vision of color and good graphics, fun action against robots and dinosaurs and other great things to beat up and get whomped on by. A ghoulish team of baddies revels in your being pitted again and again against cool opponents. Your fellow space courier uncle gives you props. A good way to spend 20 minutes of sweet mindlessness…Muahaha.

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Kogent Knight

If you have never played a keyboard-based game in your life before, this is the place to start. You could easily teach a 3 year old how to control the babydoll-from-hell Knight called..Kogent. Minimalists’ dreams couldnt have envisioned more boring action or completely gay gameplay or graphics. Other than that…

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POP FINAL

This is a really cool Game, Hypnotic and simple and relaxing. I hate to say this, but girls will love this one. Your adorable little space dude precariously floats in a world of giant soap bubbles through thorny obstacles while trying to target Jetpack boost ups, lest you fall to your glittery sticker-man doom. You can jump if you get stuck, but the thorns or birds’ beaks, etc., will cause you minor damage. This can be fixed by grabbing giant Tylenol shaped Health units. The Music absolutely makes it. Give it 5 minutes and see if your bloodpressure doesn’t go down a bit.

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HELI 2 ATTACK

Here’s a good one! Fun to look at graphics and comfortable play, this game is somehow relaxing in the way your soldier moves in kinda slo-mo, which is cool because you can coordinate your shots as you get used to “Turbo Jumping” (CTRL key) to leap above the Mario-ish choppers as they try to rain down death on you. A slow rain , mind you but I had fun playing this game.

You can also “Double Jump” as in, jump again when you are in midair from your first jump, to gain height and blast the bastards from above!! There is also a Time Distort feature (SHIFT key) that is pretty neat. Flash on!!

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SKYAK

Hi fellow flashers, it’s been a bit since you’ve heard from me, but I’m back and this game put a big smile on my face. It’s a very fun one. You cruise your “Skyak”, which reminds me of the Endor flight scenes from Empire Strikes Back in the cruises through crisp city and countryscapes as you collect points and avoid fun obstacles. Intuitive and responsive handling really pays off when you get supercharged and go hyperspace a-la Warp Drive for bonus rounds in outer space!

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