God’s Playing Field

Matt\ — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:11:06 +0000

Ugh! This is by far the worst game I have seen in a long time, and as a flash game player- that is saying quite a bit. After a horridly amateur introduction, you control a giant fist that crushes cars ( the same car in different spots ) and people running around… to be more accurate you crush a poor drawing of ONE person and a bunch of actual stick figures running around. Supremely lame all around. Other than that.. you may move on to cast lightening bolts at these inane targets if you can stand it that long.

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FOREST ~ Try this one fellas…

Matt\ — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:21:56 +0000

This is a really groovy shooting gallery-type game. You are in a Forest, behind a bamboo barricade firing your weapon ( which is reloaded by tapping the “R” key ) and shooting at little flame thrower weilding dudes that remind me of characters out of that cool 1970’s movie “Wizards”. If they get close enough to your hiding place, they will burn a single bamboo strut that protects you. Each time you allow an intruder too close, one strut gets set ablaze. If all of them get torched- game over. There are also little yellow monsters parachuting in, and if you don’t waste them before they land, they will throw yellow goo at you, obscuring the screen so its hard to shoot. There are also bombs that you can activate that will make a little birdy drop a nuke on the invading bastards. lotsa fun!

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TERRAIN : Chapter Two

Matt\ — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:17:45 +0000

This game is very cool and challenging. The graphics are neat and your character and his living spacecraft ”Mr. Ship” ( Yea, I know ) communicate rather cornily through word balloons, but it is quite interesting and will be a test to your gaming skills and patience in some areas. I recommend it.

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Lost in Space… Danger Will Robinson - this Game Sucks!

Matt\ — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:55:40 +0000

It may not be the most generic game you have ever played, but it surely is a contender ! the only thing this space invaders/galaga/asteroids mess has going for it is very responsive controls and the fact that it is actually pretty hard to score. Try it if you like a challenge or are mentally challenged.

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BIG HEAD BOY

Matt\ — Thu, 29 May 2008 01:25:39 +0000

AS COOL AS THIS SOUNDS… iT’S ACTUALLY NOT TOO BAD, MIX PONG, TETRIS, AND A, WELL A BIG HEADED BOY, AND YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING MIX THAT HAS YOUR LITTLE DUDE BOPPING AROUND AND USING HIS HEAD AS A PINBALL PADDLE TO KNOCK OUT ROWS OF COLORED BLOCKS, QUITE ORIGINAL! Give the little man a try!!

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MUTOMBA

Matt\ — Thu, 29 May 2008 01:19:16 +0000

OK…. Well this one’s a real doozy. Basic asteroidsish simple lines and lame ships come at you to be shot by a laser with annoying sound effects. The reason to look at it? Well between rounds there are a crew of drug induced animal things that will sell you herbal healing items to replenish your health. Besides the all German dialogue and incredibly stupid looking enemy ships, what you really need to enjoy this one is some special ” herbs ” of your own!

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ATTACK TIME ~ Fun One Guys!

Matt\ — Thu, 29 May 2008 01:08:21 +0000

You’re a motorcycle riding robot with one thing on his mind… Deploying a vast array of weapons on tanks, sand buggies with lethal weaponry and futuristic helicopters bent on blowing you and your super-Suzuki away. Clean crisp graphics, fun weapon array and the joy of miniaturized Mad Maxish fun. Give it it’s well deserved Fifteen Minutes (at least) of zapping and blasting fun. Oh, and watch the land mines!!

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SNACK ATTACK!

Matt\ — Wed, 14 May 2008 01:00:58 +0000

Here’s a challenge for those of you into the Diner Dash venue of games. Your mission is to fill the orders at a ball park involving a tasty selection of fast food treats. The challenge? Get the tray into the crowd to the person who ordered it without spilling all of it, the tray is hard to balance while climbing the bleacher steps and avoiding obstacles along the way. Cute concept and clean graphics!

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Invasion 3 ~ A flash RTS game…

Matt\ — Wed, 14 May 2008 00:52:12 +0000

This is not a bad little real time strategy game attempt and the graphics are pretty cute. You can destroy a castle by purchasing and deploying infantry, archers, cannons, battering rams and other units that will aproach and attack a midieval castle. Except I found that you could easily defeat each level by simply sending in a whole deck of footsoldiers that would eventually out maneuver the arrows being whipped at you from the castle walls. Once you are close enough, the “hot oil” dropped over the edge will only kill one unit at a time so your victory is inevitable. Worth a look for RTS fans.

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More props to “ALIENATION 2″

Matt\ — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:27:32 +0000

JUST HAD TO COME BACK AND SAY MORE GOOD THINGS ABOUT THIS GAME!(Unfortunately the fun only lasts about 20 minutes :(…

Now after seeing all the vehicles, cool weapons, armor, and movement upgrades (and fun sound effects too by the way) I must insist that you try this game! GO GET SOME!

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