Ugh! This is by far the worst game I have seen in a long time, and as a flash game player- that is saying quite a bit. After a horridly amateur introduction, you control a giant fist that crushes cars ( the same car in different spots ) and people running around… to be more accurate you crush a poor drawing of ONE person and a bunch of actual stick figures running around. Supremely lame all around. Other than that.. you may move on to cast lightening bolts at these inane targets if you can stand it that long.

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It may not be the most generic game you have ever played, but it surely is a contender ! the only thing this space invaders/galaga/asteroids mess has going for it is very responsive controls and the fact that it is actually pretty hard to score. Try it if you like a challenge or are mentally challenged.

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OK…. Well this one’s a real doozy. Basic asteroidsish simple lines and lame ships come at you to be shot by a laser with annoying sound effects. The reason to look at it? Well between rounds there are a crew of drug induced animal things that will sell you herbal healing items to replenish your health. Besides the all German dialogue and incredibly stupid looking enemy ships, what you really need to enjoy this one is some special ” herbs ” of your own!

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Ever feel like a stupid little monkey? Well here’s your chance to save some of your own kind and at the same time use a machine gun to blow the heads off of some Planet of the Apes wannabees that would love nothing more than to use weapons and robotic equipment to blast you little chimp ass into so much road pizza. This one gets the weekly goofball game award.