Ugh! This is by far the worst game I have seen in a long time, and as a flash game player- that is saying quite a bit. After a horridly amateur introduction, you control a giant fist that crushes cars ( the same car in different spots ) and people running around… to be more accurate you crush a poor drawing of ONE person and a bunch of actual stick figures running around. Supremely lame all around. Other than that.. you may move on to cast lightening bolts at these inane targets if you can stand it that long.

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It may not be the most generic game you have ever played, but it surely is a contender ! the only thing this space invaders/galaga/asteroids mess has going for it is very responsive controls and the fact that it is actually pretty hard to score. Try it if you like a challenge or are mentally challenged.

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OK…. Well this one’s a real doozy. Basic asteroidsish simple lines and lame ships come at you to be shot by a laser with annoying sound effects. The reason to look at it? Well between rounds there are a crew of drug induced animal things that will sell you herbal healing items to replenish your health. Besides the all German dialogue and incredibly stupid looking enemy ships, what you really need to enjoy this one is some special ” herbs ” of your own!

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Ok. Basic shooting and killing stuff down a cooridor is the staple of first person shooters… But this game makes the claim of…lame. Supremely lousy and goofy does not even scratch the surface of adjectives that this loser-of -the week deserves! On the upside, the floating robot droid thingy that you can shoot at looks ALOT like the light sabre training Orb that Luke SkyWalker took his first whack at while riding through the skies with Han Solo and Obi Wan in the first Star Wars !! However in this weak and loser game the simplistic graphics lose all momentum. Try it and see if I’m wrong. Sheer cheesiness is the only lure.  Pure Goofiness (maybe that’s good?)

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I didn’t get to finish this first person game as it had (non-dangerous to your computer) bugs that made the graphics run slow, but the general concept was very good. For those of you with higher end computers and most probably with the fastest internet services, this little sail-to-a-new-destination-each-turn game looks pretty promising. As long as I got to play it, the game gave lots of pleasure. Try It and (as I had to do) report the game as broken and see if it is something that can be easily fixed. As an Aquarian, I love the water travel and there is alot to do from what I can tell from my brief experience.

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If you have never played a keyboard-based game in your life before, this is the place to start. You could easily teach a 3 year old how to control the babydoll-from-hell Knight called..Kogent. Minimalists’ dreams couldnt have envisioned more boring action or completely gay gameplay or graphics. Other than that…

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