It may not be the most generic game you have ever played, but it surely is a contender ! the only thing this space invaders/galaga/asteroids mess has going for it is very responsive controls and the fact that it is actually pretty hard to score. Try it if you like a challenge or are mentally challenged.
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OK…. Well this one’s a real doozy. Basic asteroidsish simple lines and lame ships come at you to be shot by a laser with annoying sound effects. The reason to look at it? Well between rounds there are a crew of drug induced animal things that will sell you herbal healing items to replenish your health. Besides the all German dialogue and incredibly stupid looking enemy ships, what you really need to enjoy this one is some special ” herbs ” of your own!
Here’s a challenge for those of you into the Diner Dash venue of games. Your mission is to fill the orders at a ball park involving a tasty selection of fast food treats. The challenge? Get the tray into the crowd to the person who ordered it without spilling all of it, the tray is hard to balance while climbing the bleacher steps and avoiding obstacles along the way. Cute concept and clean graphics!
This is not a bad little real time strategy game attempt and the graphics are pretty cute. You can destroy a castle by purchasing and deploying infantry, archers, cannons, battering rams and other units that will aproach and attack a midieval castle. Except I found that you could easily defeat each level by simply sending in a whole deck of footsoldiers that would eventually out maneuver the arrows being whipped at you from the castle walls. Once you are close enough, the “hot oil” dropped over the edge will only kill one unit at a time so your victory is inevitable. Worth a look for RTS fans.
Get ready to be Colonel Roy, the birds-eye hero of what looks like a wolf killing fiesta! You are apparently shooting lightning bolts at what are supposed to be chimmeras. Full Metal Alchemist fans will wince when they blast these intruding critters as they tempt their fate by wandering in to your Alchemy circle. To be fair, you have to be pretty good to get very far in this simple game!
Here’s a goofy little number we can all get into for a few minutes or so. You play the role of a WWII type motorcycle and sidecar combo that tries to catch Damsels in Distress who are either being tossed or are jumping out of the giant zeppelin you are escorting to an unknown destination. Click on the power bar and build up energy to launch rockets at the bombing planes that are trying to kill you. You may be tempted to let a few Damsels hit the ground just to see their bodacious bods splat on the ground in a gory little plop that will give you a sure giggle!!
Ready for a scary venture into the Star Trek Realm?? This is a really funny (Depending on your mood) take on JeanLuc Picard’s family of Federation weirdness! If having Alf. (Not in Pog form) as your First Mate, makes you tingle, then this is absolutely the game to play. The graphics at the time I played it are so creepy that I couldn’t stop turning to the next word balloons from the cast and crew of Star Trek The Next Generation folks that literally turned weirdness in to Madness. This Is a trip, and if you happen to be on one , then log onto this game immediately!
This amusing obstacle course game used under The Incredibles! licence is pretty low tech. But you do actually get to hear Samuel Jackson’s real voice if you bump into something or fall off the edge of a building by failing to jump it properly. The movie’s main theme is the background.
Hi fellow flashers, it’s been a bit since you’ve heard from me, but I’m back and this game put a big smile on my face. It’s a very fun one. You cruise your “Skyak”, which reminds me of the Endor flight scenes from Empire Strikes Back in the cruises through crisp city and countryscapes as you collect points and avoid fun obstacles. Intuitive and responsive handling really pays off when you get supercharged and go hyperspace a-la Warp Drive for bonus rounds in outer space!
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Mix Indiana Jones and Hoppy the Rabbit to get this combination of getting virtual you (and microscopic this time) jumping from reel to reel on wooden spheres in order to get to the surface of this out of the extraordinary flash game that will boggle your time.
Give it Five on the minutes you’ll play it scale.
